Some of the best Gene Hunt Quotes or 'Huntisms' around....

"Today, my friend, your diary entry will read: took a prozzie hostage and was shot by three armed bastards"

"He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course"

"The dealers are all so scared we're more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma's about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation's going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory."

"Tinker, Sailor, Soldier, Twat."

"Blimey, if that skirt was hitched any higher I could see what you had for breakfast."

"Are you going to kiss me or punch me?"

"I invented something once - the bruise free groin slap"

"There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse."

"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys"

"I think she's as fake as a tranny's fanny."

"Ray, you ever come into this office again dressed like a maths teacher, I'll paint your nuts the colour of hazelnuts and inform a bunch of squirrels that winter's coming."

"Well you can take this home in your Harrods pipe and smoke it! In twenty years time, when the streets are awash with filth, and you're too frightened to leave your big, posh Belsize Park house after dark, don't come running to me, mate! Because I'll be in Alicante, oiled up, skin sizzling in the midday sun like a burnt sausage!"

"Drugs, eh? What's the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren't there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke."

Alex Drake: The mind's an amazing organ...
Gene Hunt: I've got an amazing organ.
Alex Drake: ... capable of much more than you could imagine.
Gene Hunt: Right again.

DI Alex Drake: You're taller than I imagined.
DCI Gene Hunt: I'm bigger in every department.

Alex Drake: Just don't go in there like a bull in a china shop
*Gene storms into house*
Gene Hunt: Hello, is this the china shop?

DI Alex Drake: What's so special about you, Gene? When good coppers go under why do you appear?
DCI Gene Hunt: It's my aftershave and stop wiggling your bloody fingers everytime you say my name!

DI Alex Drake: There's nothing on this harddrive but the time and date.
DCI Gene Hunt: Pong, I've got Pong.